那天我不想加班
                              于是就在朋友圈
                              发了这一条微信

 

 

                               不到2分钟时间
                       得到15个老鸟回（tu）应（cao）
                                请看下面

 

                                    ①

                         告诉老大，你有了，是他的

                  

 

                                   ②

                       告诉老大，你流了，还是他的

 

                    

                                      ③

                         告诉老大，你得了加班会死症

 

                        

                                        ④

                          快忘了老公的模样，今天早点回家看看

 

                          

                                        ⑤

                              告诉老大，我老公失踪了。。。

 

                          

                                         ⑥

                          告诉老大，大姨妈和大姨夫一起来了

 

                              

                                        ⑦

                              告诉老大，单身太久，要去相亲

                        

              

                                         ⑧

                             告诉老大，我家狗今晚要生了

 

                         

                                          ⑨

                                   我去找找回家的路

 

                             

                                         ⑩

                             告诉老大，我的床很寂寞

 

                         
                                         ⑪

                               告诉老大，客户是你爹

 

                        
                                         ⑫

                              告诉老大，客户被外星人绑架

                           

 

                                           ⑬

                                 告诉老大，明天世界末日

 

                            

                                            ⑭

                                       做梦的时候

 

 

                                           ⑮

                                      智商超过180

 

 

                                  看完之后真想好好试一试呢
                                  不过我劝你还是好好加班吧
                                  起码要对得起当初的梦想啊

                                        就是下面这个